Getting on your period right before a big event
and you’re like
So accurate it hurts
I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..
im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended
I’m a week late and prom is on Friday. Plus after prom all weekend.
Liquid is the classical state of matter with a definite volume but no fixed shape.
cats are liquid
How the fuck do cats work.
How to cat?
- Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
I love how the guard got all excited, like OH SHIT IMMA BUST THESE BiTCHES THEY STUPID IF THEY DON’T SEE ME.Then he just stares. All his hopes and dreams crushed in a single instant.
This paper will come to be known as the greatest example of irony throughout all of eternity.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
that’s how wasps look
what the shit
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball