1upincantsing:

smileyrosieee:

iwannabeahistorymaker:

and you’re like  

So accurate it hurts

I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..

im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended

I’m a week late and prom is on Friday. Plus after prom all weekend.

(Source: toots-toots, via twerknugget)

lolsofunny:

pink-varnish:

clype:

holmmes:

Liquid is the classical state of matter with a definite volume but no fixed shape.

cats are liquid

How the fuck do cats work.

(lol here!)

How to cat?

(via l-aughterr)

seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

(Source: thefrogman, via wellhithereimricky)

• Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.

flustered-darcy:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

that’s how wasps look

what the shit

(via generalsucret)

pleatedjeans:

anatomy of sea life

(via humoristics)

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via fartgallery)